Take your enthusiasm down one notch, less "!"

A bit too enthusiastic for my taste but you're fine, just wait 48 hrs and follow up with a Ryan Gosling meme for that day of the week if she doesn't reply.

PS I mean I just would have replied "Ah a muscle mommy"

You don't have to entertain the women you're talking to while you're away, that's a recipe to end up as their texting buddy. It would be better to just mention briefly that you're going out of town. And then text when you're back starting with "Guess where I am"

watch this video for more: https://youtu.be/PrZlFE200cc?si=k_dqjN-BRJIJvngR

Option 2 that you gave yourself comes off butthurt.

Reading the texts, you should have let that doctor's note message cook. Making her sweat and either she will reply by insulting you or apologizing for the inconvenience. Immediately following with JK shows you can't handle any tension, too worried about the outcome of saying something wrong. So you want a "walk away" text, here it is:

Well, you have my number let me know. Get back to me when you're ready to go out

and with that you do not text her again unless she texts you

Your mindset is the paparazzi is taking photos of you living your best life unbeknownst to you. If there's a shirtless photo in the end only use one on your dating profile

thanks, i have a feeling ours could get even cuter together

Some response options

1. Or we can just get to know each other over a nice bottle of wine

2. Am I getting catfished

3. Don't be shy

https://youtu.be/wCi7ExnudpU?si=GrxgU7qpn5HKuUDH

specifically at 11:45

Do nothing, keep showing your best life on insta, and hit her up in a week with like a "Hey cutie how's your Monday funday"

You came back guns blazing ready to meet again after every time tho, you gotta take a step back and let things simmer again when she's doing shenanigans, then you're calling her good luck when she didn't deserve it