Long story short, we matched on Tinder and I quickly moved it to Whatsapp. We were talking for some time with high engagement and then she suddenly stopped responding. I re-engaged a few days later but she wasn't as responsive as before so the convo died out quickly.

Today I got a message from her offering her nudes for sale. The girl is really hot but I have no interest whatsoever in paying for her nudes. You guys are masters of clever comebacks, so I wanted to ask you: how can I make a witty/humorous reframe so I can turn her offering upside down and get a date?