I'm back and with a bang too. I'm going to lay this out in a similar way that Alex did but put mostly everything from my own perspective and words. FLIGHTS We flew to Sao Paulo and then there to Rio. Our roundtrips flights through united were about $700. Matrix - ITA Software by Google will find you the best flights you need. GET AN AIRBNB I can't stress this enough. Between my roommate and I who shared our two-bed hotel at the Hilton in Copacabana, we had girls coming in and out all night. We did a total of 6 girls in about 10 days. The front desk was constantly stopping us not letting us bring girls in so we had to sneak and be very careful. Some of them didn't care some of them cared as their whole life depended on it. The last night I had to sign a waiver for having a girl staying in my room, thankfully they didn't charge us. That same day my roommate and I picked up a two-set on the beach and tried to bring them back and the manager got all up in our faces. "I know what you're doing" Lady get out of my face. We had to walk them down the beach renegade, but the girls were too scared to go back into the hotel. The hotel manager single-handedly cockblocked us. Also, my roommate had to leave the room when I had chicks over same for when he did. So it's best to have separate rooms. FOOD; TRANSPORTATION Meals are gonna run anywhere from $3-$20 on the super high side. We were consistently getting steak, beans, rice for around $5. Don't expect amazing Brazilian food all over either. The food was a little disappointing. Ubers are anywhere from $1-$10. Uber is everywhere here btw. BREAKDOWN OF HOW TO GET LAID Tinder is gonna be your goldmine. All my and my roommates lays came from here. I changed my location and let mine simmer before we got there. I had around 75 matches at the time of leaving Rio so you can do the math. Be careful of the trannies here, you gotta have your radar way the fuck up, they hide it well here. You can read the LR's. OPENERS "Ablas englais chica" "I hope you speak a little English it would be hard to seducrite with my gringo Portuguese" Make sure you put Portuguese at first the girls were offended I said Spanish. These were the only openers I used. RAPPORT I was super straight to the point. Don't ask them what they are looking for, they will say friends. "Just finished a workout, looking fit for our date" Make date plans if they bite; don't use this in the slightest if you're fat, won't work. "Are you from Rio" Id ask this basic question and they would ask me blah blah. If they ask how long you are in Rio to say this "here for vacation and work, no plane ticket back yet" Got this from Alex. They want to know if you're going to be staying for a long time because they don't want to be fucked and dumped. "I'm staying at the Hilton in Copacabana, lets get together sometime soon" "My hotel has a nice rooftop infinite pool we can grab drinks and go from there" Something along those lines. If your insta is good ask them for it, builds comfort in them knowing you're not fake. SETTING DATES On our first night, my roommate and I both had dates set. Little did we know they would flake. Girls are pretty flakey here, they will set a time and then not show up. From that point, we were each setting 2-3 girls per night and just seeing the hottest one. On our last night, we both had chicks sitting on the beach waiting for us. We already got out nuts off so we were like fuck it. It can be an extreme headache trying to set all these dates. DOWNLOAD THE OFFLINE MICROSOFT TRANSLATOR We only had internet at the hotel because we were not gonna pay for cellular. It's crucial you download a working offline translator. Every chick I banged didn't speak English not a single ounce of it. It was kinda funny actually as my roommate and I are just sitting there speaking English and the girls have no idea what we are saying. And mostly all night game is social circle oriented. If you do want to night game go to Lima. We didn't go but we heard it's the best place for that. Like I said tinder is your goldmine. Overall good experience, and our last night we had a massive sex fest in our room with each girl so that was fun. Any questions dm me on insta @davis_bigelow... Peace,
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Haven't been on the forums in a while because I've been going through it this past month. I had a massive herpes scare and it felt like it was never going to end. As you can see from the texts the girl is blaming me the entire time for being the one that transmitted the virus to her. "This is all you fault." blah blah blah... I went and got tested the first time and had to wait days I was fucking stressed, thankfully I tested negative. So I texted her and said, "negative on everything." She was more shocked than anything, that I tested negative and she didn't respond for days. Then out of the blue, she called me and said "Did you fucking lie to me." I told her no and I'm more than willing to send her my test results. Which I later did as she asked. On the phone, she said, "Well I have fucking herpes." I told her again I don't know what to tell you I'm negative in everything. Now that I had definitely tested negative the first time I was worried that I tested too early. So I went in again and got tested. This time around I was even more worried because I knew she had herpes this time and I was definitely past my incubation period. My results took a stressful five days. And, I finally received my second negative result yesterday and it was extremely relieving. I'm prob gonna take a break from girls after this for a while. After this stressful and big herpes scare, I myself am definitely upping my protocol. I'm 100% definitively going to know if chicks are clean or not from now on. I want you guys to be very careful out there too and make sure you're getting tested at least twice a year. Make sure these chicks are clean guys, the past month has been hell for me.
Took forever to find her in the parking structure. That's why the texts look so weird there. Prob close to 20 min, I was so close to just leaving. I had no cell reception in there so the calls weren't going through, but eventually, she found me LMFAO. Comment any questions.
I got there and she wanted to play card games... so we did that for a while and then I was like ya were done playing card games. We talked for a long time and then started making out. Got the lay but it took alot of work. She said she had a second date rule. We just kept making out and she got so horny she was begging me to fuck her haha. Also the COVID test thing was made up, so I guess that's a good objection answer to that. I find girls just lie about shit. Like she said she had to go grocery shopping... bullshit you gotta go grocery shopping. And I was looking back at the texts and she said she wasn't gonna be back until the 8th which was also a lie.
First off this LR took alot of work so I would appreciate any comments and upvotes, please. My place really isn't an option to have girls over at, I did make an exception this time around, hopefully, it doesn't come and bite me in the back. Anyway, I go to this chick's place on campus in her dorm. I get there and there are like 5 other people in the dorm... I'm thinking in my head how am I gonna make any moves. We had already established that she had somewhere to go after we were done anyway. We get to talking and I float it out that she should ditch her friends and come hang out with me. She definitely contemplated it. Eventually, everyone leaves and we start making out, she touching up on me, I didn't want to make any moves because if someone walked in then that would have been awkward for her and I told her that. The time comes for me to go, we had already talked about many sexually explicit topics. I told her she should come over after she was done at top golf and as you can see she does exactly that. Another thing you guys need to understand is you should assume the close. If you look at my texts from after the initial interaction at her place, I was staying cool about it and not getting too excited, assuming she wanted to come over. She facetime I and I have to answer a couple of objections but nothing too serious. She gets to my place we chill in my room for a while and eventually we fuck. Now before this, she was talking a big game about how good of head she gave. I was telling her she was talking a big game and the head was good. I wasn't saying shit to her though. I've found the less you say about how good you are in bed the more surprised the girls are after you have sex with them for the first time. We fuck. And she was shocked, most are after the first time especially if I pull the wand out. "You're crazy" "I wasn't expecting that" I was peeping at her phone on her little group chat. She was telling her friends the dick was bomb. "Period" I was dying inside. "He's crazy but in a good way" I know this is a bit of an overshare but these LR are fun to write.
This was by far the hardest and easiest lay I've ever had. I probably spent a total of 30 min on the phone with this girl leading up to the date. Answering safety objections and all other kinds of shit. We eventually made plans and the day came. I got a vibe she wasn't feeling it over text so I pulled back. 6 pm came and here she is texting me to come over. After I said I was gonna shower and head over she called me. She goes "Your gonna hate me." She had some calc homework to do that was already 3 weeks late. I said to just do it tomorrow you literally just told me to come over. She was really paranoid about every little thing. Anyways I get there and I can immediately tell she's just down. She was caressing all up on me and had her leg on me within the first 20 min of me being there. She really likes foreplay and it took me a while to get hard ngl. In total, the sex lasted like 2 hours. Didn't help that her bed was 2 inches off the ground so we couldn't really do any of the positions I like. She also hated fucking with the lights on, which I'm a visual person so I need to see everything that I'm doing. The more sex you have the more you learn to know what you like and don't like. Comment any questions...
Dad recently kicked me out for having too many girls over so here we are. I just invite myself over to girls' places for wine now. It's definitely a lot safer for me but less convenient. My close rate has gone down too. I can't utter this into existence enough. A lot of guys on this forum are so worried about the certain texts they are sending. Yes, text game is a very crucial part of closing the date. But, having a good body, hygiene, looking presentable, and having good pictures and a good bio is more important. What is the girl gonna base you off of. Anyways got there at about 7:30 we talked a shot the shit for awhile. Keep in mind we were talking a lot about sex, previous partners, and previous sexual experiences. She really had never had good sex before lmao. We went three rounds, got high and I left around 12. All around good night. If you have any questions ill answer in the comments.
