Full Comprehensive Guide to Getting Laid in Brazil // 3 LR's
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I'm back and with a bang too. I'm going to lay this out in a similar way that Alex did but put mostly everything from my own perspective and words.
FLIGHTS
We flew to Sao Paulo and then there to Rio. Our roundtrips flights through united were about $700. Matrix - ITA Software by Google will find you the best flights you need.
GET AN AIRBNB
I can't stress this enough. Between my roommate and I who shared our two-bed hotel at the Hilton in Copacabana, we had girls coming in and out all night. We did a total of 6 girls in about 10 days. The front desk was constantly stopping us not letting us bring girls in so we had to sneak and be very careful. Some of them didn't care some of them cared as their whole life depended on it. The last night I had to sign a waiver for having a girl staying in my room, thankfully they didn't charge us. That same day my roommate and I picked up a two-set on the beach and tried to bring them back and the manager got all up in our faces. "I know what you're doing" Lady get out of my face. We had to walk them down the beach renegade, but the girls were too scared to go back into the hotel. The hotel manager single-handedly cockblocked us. Also, my roommate had to leave the room when I had chicks over same for when he did. So it's best to have separate rooms.
FOOD; TRANSPORTATION
Meals are gonna run anywhere from $3-$20 on the super high side. We were consistently getting steak, beans, rice for around $5. Don't expect amazing Brazilian food all over either. The food was a little disappointing. Ubers are anywhere from $1-$10. Uber is everywhere here btw.
BREAKDOWN OF HOW TO GET LAID
Tinder is gonna be your goldmine. All my and my roommates lays came from here. I changed my location and let mine simmer before we got there. I had around 75 matches at the time of leaving Rio so you can do the math. Be careful of the trannies here, you gotta have your radar way the fuck up, they hide it well here. You can read the LR's.
OPENERS
"Ablas englais chica"
"I hope you speak a little English it would be hard to seducrite with my gringo Portuguese"
Make sure you put Portuguese at first the girls were offended I said Spanish. These were the only openers I used.
RAPPORT
I was super straight to the point. Don't ask them what they are looking for, they will say friends.
"Just finished a workout, looking fit for our date" Make date plans if they bite; don't use this in the slightest if you're fat, won't work.
"Are you from Rio" Id ask this basic question and they would ask me blah blah. If they ask how long you are in Rio to say this "here for vacation and work, no plane ticket back yet" Got this from Alex. They want to know if you're going to be staying for a long time because they don't want to be fucked and dumped.
"I'm staying at the Hilton in Copacabana, lets get together sometime soon"
"My hotel has a nice rooftop infinite pool we can grab drinks and go from there" Something along those lines.
If your insta is good ask them for it, builds comfort in them knowing you're not fake.
SETTING DATES
On our first night, my roommate and I both had dates set. Little did we know they would flake. Girls are pretty flakey here, they will set a time and then not show up. From that point, we were each setting 2-3 girls per night and just seeing the hottest one. On our last night, we both had chicks sitting on the beach waiting for us. We already got out nuts off so we were like fuck it. It can be an extreme headache trying to set all these dates.
DOWNLOAD THE OFFLINE MICROSOFT TRANSLATOR
We only had internet at the hotel because we were not gonna pay for cellular. It's crucial you download a working offline translator. Every chick I banged didn't speak English not a single ounce of it. It was kinda funny actually as my roommate and I are just sitting there speaking English and the girls have no idea what we are saying.
And mostly all night game is social circle oriented. If you do want to night game go to Lima. We didn't go but we heard it's the best place for that. Like I said tinder is your goldmine.
Overall good experience, and our last night we had a massive sex fest in our room with each girl so that was fun. Any questions dm me on insta @davis_bigelow...
Peace,
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Edit: nevermind, i read the rest of the thread. leaving it here regardless to let people know how much of a huge mistake using spanish as an opener in brazil is (or at any time while texing tbh)
"Ablas englais chica" doesnât exist in portuguese. Where did you even get this opener from? Im sure not from google translate. The correct way to say that would be something like âFala inglĂȘs?â, âVocĂȘ fala inglĂȘs?â, perhaps even âFala inglĂȘs, gata?â or âtu fala inglĂȘs?â in the south of brazil where they use a lot of âtuâ. Iâm sure youâre already turning a bunch of chicks off by making it clear upfront youâre only a sex tourist that didnt even bother searching the language. (I lived in Brazil for most of my life, a lot of people do not like being mistaken as spanish speakers by foreigners, it shows a lot of ignorance about the culture ). I can see AT LEAST a couple of leads falling through the cracks due to that mistake.
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American Portuguese speaker here. Completely agree.
This guy is a Chad but has zero game or idea about the world. Thank god, too, because he's leaving pussy on the table for the rest of us.
41 Posts (+235), 354 Cmts (+209)
Thank God. Can't wait to go read all your LR's man....
Did you use the same escalation as in America?? planning my trip down there right now too
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Thanks bro for the info, Brasil is def one of the places I would love to visit. Btw, do you use the same profile you normally use back home or change something?
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Insane value. Goes to show how having good pics and bio can make up for a language barrier