Agreed. I followed with: "hope you have the ass to back up the sass"
she said: "ew pervert"
I answered: "daddy likes kinky stuff (with the cheeky smile emoji)"

To be fair, I think you are pretty hadsome mate, no homo lol
I suppose that has something to do with it, still worth trying!

I like the third one

Hard to say mate, never understimate people's stupidity xD I've seen that kind of answers all too often and wonder the same question. I usually clarify what I said by rephrasing it. I'd say: "Being seduced" or " Que te seduzca"

There is this funny line I use when asked that: "I am great at "insert something here", prepare mean martinis and look fantastic in a tuxedo". It almost guarantees she will laugh with it in a good way :)

What about: "I've seen that gaze/look/stare before."

I like the line about her not understanding it was a joke. I usually use humor as a filter. If she doesn't get it, it means she is either a pain in the ass or has the intelligence of an amoeba. In either case, not interested.

I think Alex has a lot of videos on this one. She seems dtf, so something like: "I can def show you a new experience"

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