The hello text was the first one. I work remotely but plan to visit the office but I am not sure if we work in the same location. You may have a point re the butthurt portion of the text - maybe just simply 'can't reach you on teams, trying here' and maybe add the part about being a shitty employee: 'you obviously don't do any work so I bet you sit on your phone during office hours, what's up?'