It’s like a business social media... So you can meet employers, create connections, shit like that. She was definitely making a dumb joke. I agree that the social security response or something like that is the move

I’m gonna go with the 2nd option. It’s a high value move to be too busy to see her for a week... Even if she is talking to other guys, they’ll have less value than you in her eyes because they’re try-harding.
That being said, you still are gonna have to keep things warm for that week... Take the good logistics

To shoot straight with you man, I’d cut her loose. Seems very uninterested and your efforts would probably be better spent elsewhere... That being said, if you’re dead set on still replying, I’d give her some more shit about being flakey/difficult (but in a humorous way)

Did she agree to a soft close or a hard close? It just seems unlikely to me that you’d get a response like that from someone you hard closed... Anyway, I’d say something like “Damn, the last girl I dated was the same way. Always forgot to read my texts, only remembered to open my telegrams. Don’t know if I can deal with that all over again ;)” Doesn’t have to be those exact words, but that’s the approach I’d take. Humor’s your friend here