Yeah, maybe this is to polarized. "It takes one to know one" is more subtle.
Yeah, maybe this is to polarized. "It takes one to know one" is more subtle.
Just shoot the shit with her and be witty...
"I was air gitaring naked, maybe I made a drumroll with my sausage.. can't remember"
"Did we hookup already?" :)
Make a comment about the "x" she keeps sending.. she likes to kiss or something.. then ask when she is available
I would just say: are you always this boring? (you have nothing to lose) she probably gonna say Yes..
that's the end
Maybe a text along the lines off; I'm guessing you like pineapple, wanna share a pizza with pineapple at a public place?
"There are no good reasons, only naughty ones" :)
Patience is the word for this situation, I'm guessing she is more of a beer type of girl. Just do her safe route, if you just act cool she's gonna dig it man. No problem, if you are less experienced in the meet up and she don't like it, there are some lessons to be learned.
You messed up while jumping to conclusions, without giving rapport, out of the blue saying she is the bratty type. Just try again...
Just call it what it is, "You are on a hookup app, being bored, if you think an intimate connection sounds wrong you should unmatch"