Thanks. I would like to know whats wrong with mine tho

Thanks, but I would like to know what's wrong with what I said

Dude I appreciate you input but at the same time it seems odd to me how you seem to take everything in a literal sense. Listing real attributes comes off as braggy.

Just for instance, calling oneself the most modest guy in the world is literally the furthest thing from modesty, the contradiction is the joke.

I'm not someone who likes taking himself too seriously, that's why I have a conflict for instance describing myself as "dominant" or stuff like that, that's just not the kind of guy I am. Do I like making girls submissive? Of course.Do I like overtly stating I'm dominant? No

Well, my two cents on this case.

1. Big things can come from re engaging a Convo, one time I ended up in a great two year relationship with a girl who I had to re engage at first.

2. I personally don't get the Happy Friday meme, i feel like its super corny.

I would wait if I were you. Double texting is only a good idea if a couple of days have gone by

If you have turned her on enough and made her feel submissive, you don't even have to talk, you just move her and she'll follow along.

It will only be awkward if you make it sound like you are mad. If you do it in a sexy tone, she'll be more than happy to obey, you can for instance whisper the orders to her ear and reinforce her positive affirmation when she does what you want. That makes them melt

This was today so she has not left me on read yet, my concern is more about how to make the conversation more interesting anyways.

I think a condom slogan would be good to go, i found these:

1. “Don't be silly, wrap your willy.”
2. “If she's eager, protect her beaver.”
3. “No glove, no love.”
4. “Don't be a fool, cover your tool.”
5. “Don't make a mistake, muzzle your snake.”
6. “You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.”

Or maybe something more to the point.

Like: "yep, only thing missing here right now is you. Let's change that"

Well i don't think she's going to respond, i killed my chances i guess.
My reasoning was that since I was so direct in my approach the last time we talked, i had to beat around the bushes this time to make her interested. My bad, having anxiety really kills your judgement sometimes.

Not salvageable? Technically this is the first time I've had a bad attitude. Maybe using that "i can stop trying" line? Thanks for your help tho.

I texted her just now with the line you recommended.
She sent this:
Her:
Hey, tell me about it
The thing is I just got out of an ambulatory surgery so for now I can't go out.
But tell me about it, don't leave me hanging

Me: How's that?
Me: So you want to know what you're missing? That would be super evil of me.

Her : hahahahah tell me

Me: You are such a curious girl, did you know that.
It depends, are you doing the puppy eyes right now?

Her: Yes
Her: Hahahahah mmmm no

Me: Well that's a shame.
I don't want you to lose sleep over it. But I'll guess you'll know when you recover.

Her: Mmmmmm

Me: I can give you just one clue, how about that

Idk man, kinda sus. I hate when they bring up stuff like this because they might me just be stringing you along and you can't find out until you've already wasted your time.

I would appreciate a suggested reply but more so an idea of what attitude to take or which strategy to use.

Thanks a lot

Yes I understand. However I get the impression that in my country, hookup culture is not even close to being as prevalent in my country compared to the US. I know that because of the first date lays I've had, they have always been girls from Europe or the us, never from here (Colombia) or at least at my age and social class (middle class, early 20s). Probably it's because we leave the nest quite later so we don't have our own place to hookup easily.

Back to this girls case, she actually responded ininitating a new conversation. It went like this.

Her: Hey!
Me: hey hey, how's it going
Her: Going great. How about you?
Me: actually I got really good news in the morning, so I'm doing great too.
Her: Really? Tell me about it
Me: It's work related. It will sound even better with those tacos around though. (Refering to the taco place of our past conversation).

And no reply, she was replying right away until that point.

I don't know how to handle this. She's probably just wasting my time. I thought that maybe I brought up meeting too soon in that conversation, but it would also not make sense to chit chat when we have already met before and were even making plans a couple days ago. This way I'm making clear I'm not willing to be a pen pal she can text just to get rid of boredom.

But what's your take?