“I’m just going to assume you got abducted by aliens”I think it’s pretty good. Give it a shot and tell me if it works for y’all

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NO NO NO if a girl doesent respond then leave her alone you swine you! u can comment under one of her IG pictures that she is very pretty and beautiful but dont text her like this!
if you will double text her you should say "sorry to bother may i just compliment your beauty and i would love to maybe take you out for dinner sometime please" the fact you just say something about aliens shows just how much of a begginer and likely a virgin you are

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This is literally an accurate depiction of:

If CNN or MSNBC or The Guardian gave dating advice.

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😂😂😂

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