New takeaway!!
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“I’m just going to assume you got abducted by aliens”I think it’s pretty good. Give it a shot and tell me if it works for y’all
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Its definetley way more fun and playful then "u always this talkative?" + it shows that ur not butthurt and dont take her ghosting too seriously
Thanks for sharing bro!
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Agreed
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Worked
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Hell yea👌 damn chosen one you will save so many of us from being ghosted with this one haha
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“Thank god. Those damn aliens.. Always trying to interfere with our love”
536 Posts (+164), 850 Cmts (+529)
Fuck yeah man. Happy to see it
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Another one
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“Ah she lives :) We can always go there for the honeymoon 😏”
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Thanks for all the value bro. I like how we keep trying to innovate and find new material and tactics for different contingencies. This is a great takeaway idea
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NO NO NO if a girl doesent respond then leave her alone you swine you! u can comment under one of her IG pictures that she is very pretty and beautiful but dont text her like this!
if you will double text her you should say "sorry to bother may i just compliment your beauty and i would love to maybe take you out for dinner sometime please" the fact you just say something about aliens shows just how much of a begginer and likely a virgin you are
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This is literally an accurate depiction of:
If CNN or MSNBC or The Guardian gave dating advice.
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😂😂😂