I usually follow up with “Still do”. Just lower investment and does the same thing as the husband line

Agree, empathise, or send a witty response. I’d send “Bad dog mom- this calls for a deduction in brownie points”. This way you disqualify her a bit playfully and don’t care if she stays or leaves early. In short; girls say one thing and do something else.

“Ah, I’ll be sure not to swear around you then”

“Just working a lot. No rest for the wicked”

It’s next week. You can build some comfort and close better. Go for “What kinda trouble have you been up to then”

Wait one week and send
“Dear Diary..this cute girl went missing..”
Keep it light as if you don’t care. Send the final takeaway another week after

Just be grounded. That’s all
“Is snapping instead of texting so wrong”

You didn’t close properly my friend. Anyways In this case just respond with humor
“..Or carrier pigeons will do”

“Yep, I’d need to independently verify this view in person obviously”

I’d call her out
“Are you always this talkative”