Nice that we are on the same page.
So give me the basics: Any crazy ex, tats, crimal records

She's just being a brat, how do I show her, her place and make her realize she is just overreacting

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You seem to be changing the stereotype

"Well you better hurry before the microwave burns your food."
Conversation should have a light vibe and you should close asap, she's dtf

It is clear who the buyer and seller is, your conversation is platonic and it is not going anywhere for meetup. Watch Alex's video.

Never. Open with "we on for tonight". On the date night open with some gif or hola linda 3-4 messages and then write "what you gon' wear tonight?"

Name openers aren't really good. You're lucky she responded.
You could exaggerate and maybe write "Us being lovers in past life and matching again?"

Stop investing that much, your message is just too long, try keeping it short

Wait for 3 days and reply 'Are you always this talkative'