I bumble matches a suburban single mom, my age, named "Jessica" who chose "long term relationship" instead of "marriage" which is in fact an option. 2 of her 4 pics string bikini selfies. She basically kept shit testing about marriage and was I looking for that eventually, she says she knows what her goal is and is ready for that. I handled all the tests as well as possible, said the chemistry thing, ideally want LTR thing, could eventually be forever but would need a lotta time thing, qualified her with question about was she divorced, ok yes she was so i understand but would have to be cautious myself, blah blah blah.. . finally get to a soft close, she's down for initially, then tests AGAIN "but i feel like you still arent ready for it like i am". Oh btw she said my phone wasn't working because we moved to texting, so I bothered 2 family members to confirm that no, my phone was working fine...it was her damn phone with issues (shocker!)
I Unmatched, sent a last text "too many red flags, sorry, goodluck" and blocked. Turns out her name isn't even Jessica and she has some shady llc listed in multiple states with zero details about what the llc entails business wise. I'm a detective, can track almost anything online lol.
You can throw one shit test back at her making it clear you're not playing that game, and if she doesn't fall into your frame ASAP, move the fuck on ASAP is my advice based off personal experience.
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I bumble matches a suburban single mom, my age, named "Jessica" who chose "long term relationship" instead of "marriage" which is in fact an option. 2 of her 4 pics string bikini selfies. She basically kept shit testing about marriage and was I looking for that eventually, she says she knows what her goal is and is ready for that. I handled all the tests as well as possible, said the chemistry thing, ideally want LTR thing, could eventually be forever but would need a lotta time thing, qualified her with question about was she divorced, ok yes she was so i understand but would have to be cautious myself, blah blah blah.. . finally get to a soft close, she's down for initially, then tests AGAIN "but i feel like you still arent ready for it like i am". Oh btw she said my phone wasn't working because we moved to texting, so I bothered 2 family members to confirm that no, my phone was working fine...it was her damn phone with issues (shocker!)
I Unmatched, sent a last text "too many red flags, sorry, goodluck" and blocked. Turns out her name isn't even Jessica and she has some shady llc listed in multiple states with zero details about what the llc entails business wise. I'm a detective, can track almost anything online lol.
You can throw one shit test back at her making it clear you're not playing that game, and if she doesn't fall into your frame ASAP, move the fuck on ASAP is my advice based off personal experience.