Spreading rumors about us
5 Comments
5 Cmts
4y ago
Context: A girl from one of my classes who had previously hit on me
She said: “Why are you spreading rumors about us”
I’ve never talked to anyone about this girl
What’s a fun flirty response to this almost shit test?
"Actually, the interview I did with [TV Station/Newspaper] I did about us will be published/released tomorrow. Get ready for the paparazzi!"
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Better one: "Naw that's your doing. Shouldn't have hit on me so loud"
12 Posts (+9), 229 Cmts (+105)
"you've been watching way too much tv{insert her name}"
Be funnier if you could say a relevant tv show instead of just tv.
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Something stupid along the lines of “I didn’t know we were cool enough to have paparazzi spread rumors about us”