I open her with: "My 4th grades crush name was... I used to pull her hair and steal her crayons.
She comes back and says "LMAO, i did ju jitsu when I was younger and I was the only girl in my class so the boys would always pull my braid. Then she sends another message a couple minutes later "but imagine if that was me haha". Now how would you respond to this lads, need some help.