Seems like he's wasting his time . Sounds low interest.

She's a time waster, probably just on tinder for validation and attention. Best to move on or, if you really want to, call out her boringness in a playful way.

“Thanks, one of these days you can come watch. It’ll be quite the show”
Just an idea

"Love the enthusiasm"

"thanks, I like a woman who's into health & fitness. Would you say that describes you?"

Damn she sounds really boring. Not sure if this is the most optimal but i'd say "so give me the details.. any pets? tattoos? jail time? crazy ex-s i should know about?"