Just had my second straight to come close via Tinder.
The girl didn’t have any body pics in her profile, so that worried me. But I said fuk it since she had a cute face.
She was pretty fat and she was not like the last girl who came straight to my bedroom. She did have some curve and big boobs though. For this girl, I set up a dinner and wine date because she mentioned it during texting.
The last girl acted like she’s done it lots of times. This girl seemed nervous and shy. Just goes to show you that these girls talk a tough game online, but they’re not as tough in person... or maybe it’s just because of my masculine presence.
Anyway, I cooked some pork tenderloin beforehand which I bought from Publix (didn’t tell her that). I had the Phillips Hue lighting on and some chill music playing. We ate on the sofa. After a few minutes, she said she had to text her friend. She still didn’t seem very comfortable so we talked for about an hour before she started to give me better body language. After about 25 more minutes, I asked her what her biggest turn off was and then her biggest turn on. She said kissing and I said “Let’s find out” and we started making out. Then she got a phone call from her friend and she texted her instead of answering.
After some more making out, I started doing more body on body action. Then she said, “I just want you to know we’re not having sex tonight”. I said “Oh, well I wasn’t planning to...” and she said, “Okay, just making sure”. Continued making out and pretty much started dry humping her. Eventually, she asked me “Do you have a condom?”
I had one in my pocket and I took her to the bedroom for some reason. Probably should’ve just continued on the sofa.
Started banging missionary style, but couldn’t really bang her properly Is she too fat? Maybe? She said, “Maybe we shouldn’t tonight”. I then suggested a massage and got her to lay down on her stomach while I did a booty massage for a little bit. Then she got a call from her friend saying her baby mama’s daddy came in uninvited and she had to go.
So has anyone else had experience banging fat chicks? I don’t like it. LOL.
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23 Posts (+21), 65 Cmts (+28)
Hats off to you for your honesty haha.
Texting seems pretty straightforward.
I guess almost every guy banged at least a fatty once in his lifetime. Part of becoming a man sorta....
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Gj man, but from my experience fat girls react better and invest more than girls in your league because they know you're above them
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Haha. I think we need to change your username to Beta Baron :). But in all seriousness, I did bang a few fatties when I was in my early 20s and I was desperate. And interesting phenomenon that I noticed was that fatties aren't easier to fuck. They might be easier to get on a date...especially if it's a food date...but not to bang. I think it's because they are used to guys banging them and then never calling them again. Whereas a hot chick knows a guy will still hit her up after sex...because she's hot. And yes, one time when I fucked a fatty in college, I observed that the only position which was scientifically feasible was missionary