Love to hear ideas
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Met this girl off yubo. Got it off the app relatively quickly. We had a 3-6 txt flirty convo on there and after I got the number it’s be mostly playful and flirty. Not trying to fuck her right this moment. What would you guys say here?(I asked her what she was like) I’m very very interested in new ideas so be brazen!
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39 Posts (+8), 697 Cmts (+226)
haha DAMN dude, that "cleaning dishes" is a ballsy as fuck text. I want to know how this turns out. I'd go with "That's good to hear. Now... Let's pick out something sexy to wear under that wedding dress"
12 Posts (+9), 229 Cmts (+105)
I effectively did what you did but actually went more “aggressive” (Thought I’d get sooner responses so I didn’t wait). Context of the first pic being I sent her a video with my face basically alluding (in a calibrated and joking way lol) that’d I’d fuck her on a chair with glass on it. Don’t ask... I think you can be a lot more forward if you’re willing to give the girl the value she wants (hence me sending a video). Also I just knew this girl would be turned on by it.
NOTE: The last Pic is the third pic my bad
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39 Posts (+8), 697 Cmts (+226)
This might actually be too much honestly, You've been aggressive so far, maybe better to dial it back a touch... "As you should be ;). Now... Where are we going on our honeymoon?"
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"yes I'm hoping you speak either Ukrainian, Russian, or Thai. I only understand wifespeak in those tongues"
12 Posts (+9), 229 Cmts (+105)
Oh i like this one. Get her in her head a bit (assuming she doesn't speak any of those) and if she does its kind of a DHV or a compliment insinuating that you either speak some of those languages or particularly like cultured girls. Plus its just a nice setup for other things you could say after. Plus its kinda funny
44 Posts (+21), 550 Cmts (+363)
Mail order bride joke with the 5 wives thing 😂😆