Not proud of this one but thought id share.

Was in the club, saw a cute blonde dressed up as a Pokemon on the dance floor. My friends sister had those pikachu ears. I put them on, go up to the girl and say with a smirk "sorry but im the sexiest pokemon in this club". She laughs, we introduce ourselfs and start dancing.
I make her laugh and we start touching. She gives me a kiss on the cheek, i go for a make out but she gives me a cheek. I dont react and keep being fun.

Then this guy starts standing next to us and when i make eye contact he aggressively says "hello". I say hi and keep looking at him for 2 more seconds but he says nothing so i ignore him. He starts to weird me out so i grab the girls hand, say "hey come meet my friends" and lead her to them. I ask if she knew that guy and shes quiet. Then i start talking about my 2 cats and pull her to my place with the excuse of her meeting them. We sit on the couch, i asked what color my eyes are so we stared at eachother which leads to a make out. Went all the way and before she left i asked if that guy was her BF, she hesitantly said yes and showed me texts he was blowing up her phone all night long.