Before you read: I don't take credit for any of the lines in here. Some are original but most of them are straight copied from or based off of lines I heard/read from other people. Thanks to John Anthony, Alex Vilenchik, Nitin Pabba, and David Swift for the lines I use because most come from them. I don't post these to brag but rather to grow and help others grow. I know I don't have a lot of screenshots because most of our conversation was on snapchat. Please enjoy my lay report!!!

Match: I matched with a blonde 18 year old. Her pictures showed a couple submissive poses. You can kinda tell from the cover photo in the pictures if you look closely. She gives the camera a deep stare with a smirk and she shows off her body in others. I immediately suspected that she was just a validation seeker because of her response time. ~spoiler alert~ but after some good old fashioned persistence I find out that she's just super busy and actually is really into me. She will later tell me that she has really needy friends who take up a lot of her time which was why it was not actually my fault.

Start: I hit her with an opener "tailored" to her profile. I normally don't do this but I thought I would get extra points if I acted like I knew what was up immediately. I honestly don't know if it worked but she responds with an easy shit test so I'll definitely take it. I crush the shit test by owning my statements and not being apologetic. She waits 4 days and then challenges me some more. I use this as an opportunity to cold read. I recently looked at Nitin's cold reads in the mastermind group and wanted to try doing one of my own. She bites (they always do) and I throw my quick pre-emptive objection handler. If she says she's not shy, she can't blame me for what I say next, giving me an automatic green light to sexualize, as long as I'm not crass. I've found that well calibrated sexualization is the fastest way to get young girls interested in you, unless they went to Catholic School lol. Before I sexualize, I insult every other guy she's been with. This will backfire on you if you suck at sex, but I'm pretty confident in my sexual abilities because I can last a ridiculously long amount of time. This makes me look better than them because she assumes that I'm not a sub par guy. She is still very intrigued and I plan to continue. I make sure I'm not giving too much and ask her to confirm because I don't want her to think she could walk all over me. I sometimes go overboard with that but I used to get friend zoned a lot so this is my friend zone shield. She agrees with the idea that she's been with a lot of subpar guys and I use the opportunity to brag about myself. It works extremely well and she confirms what I said with "how did you know?" I reference my bio because it's really good (thanks David). I ask her what her biggest fantasy is and she confirms that she's submissive and is sexual, two great signs. I move to go to snapchat because she was horrible at checking her tinder and I want more investment from her. She shit tests me here and I pass it easily by owning my intentions.

Snap: I don't have screenshots from here cuz our exchanges were mostly over the picture frames so ill just describe it here. In my last lay report I mentioned that I hate snapchat closes, and I still do, but I wanted to use this as an opportunity to get better at using the app. There's a lot of little cheeky things you can do there. This is when the first and only major road block to the lay comes in. I shot her a picture of me with the caption ~Luke~ and she doesn't open it. I wait a day and shoot another "hey" and she opens both but doesn't say anything. I wait 2 more days and use the snap text to say, "If you're not interested, I can stop trying." She apologzies for ghosting and says, "sorry im really busy." I start thinking again that she really wants to be chased. I use the opportunity to sexualize again because I think that and don't care if this backfires. I tell her, "ok, but if you keep it up i might have to spank you." She loves it, she says, "promise?" and I know its on. I continue to sext and she loves it. She calls me daddy and begs for more of my sexts. Eventually, Ill propose that we facetime and she shoots me her number. I could send screenshots from our phone messages but i see no point in it because its her sexting me lol. During the facetime i can tell she's really into me. She masturbates to the sound of my voice and looks really horny.

I propose we hang out and she agrees eagerly. She lives 50 minutes away but i dont mind making the drive. I enjoy driving and hot girls usually expect things to come to them. I head over one Saturday and she seems very excited to meet up. I think thats funny because my text game was a bit careless towards the middle. I stopped caring and it looked bad when I re-reviewed it in my head.

I head over. The drive is almost entirely on the highway so I can't update her if I'm 10 minutes away like I usually prefer to do. I arrive and its a nice house. She greets me at the door and i give her a big hug, warm smile, and strong eye contact. I take my shoes off and she immediately leads me up to her room. A sign that she wants to get down to buisness. Naturally, I get excited at this. I took my shoes off at the start to get her used to the fact that my clothes will be coming off during the date. Her room is really cool and i make some playful comments about it so that I can build comfort. I start looking her deep in the eyes and make out with her. She eagerly reciporocates and starts biting my lip. I fucking hate it but hold my tongue because the last time I told a girl she was a bad kisser, she blocked me lol. Anyways i go on top and i start escalating. I kiss and bite her neck and i get the usual no hckeys stuff... despite the fact that she gave me three. I say yeah np im a good kisser anyways and continue. I start ksising and caressing her whole body and remember that she loves spanking. I spent a lot of time there and she loved every part of it. She is really tight so we have to use lube to get it in and that along with persistence is probably the biggest lesson i can give. Always cum prepared or prepare to not cum. I actually finished this time because I cheated but i still lasted a really long fucking time. We talked and got high and she was pretty cool. Right as I left though, her parents drove into her driveway lmfao. I still don't know if they saw me walk out of her house because they went in a different way.

Post lay Notes: persistence and calibrated sexualization. 18-20 year olds are very busy, and the ones you should be matching with are very horny. If you can nail these two qualities you're already in a very good spot with them. This girl also told me afterwards that the moment she knew she wanted to have sex with me was right when we matched. Having good pictures is fucking key. Raising your smv is imperative. I'm mostly repeating shit you've already heard so Ill end the report with one last thing. When she shit tests, a good way to pass is to brush it off and continue with your purpose. You are and alpha male. You go after what you want and anything in your way should be treated as insignificant or a minor setback that you can and will overcome. Believe in yourself you can do it. Thanks for reading my report, I hope it helped. Let me know if you want to see the text screenshots