How would you go about this?
What’s up boys. I’m supposed to pick this girl up for a date tonight but I’m sure she’s shit testing me with this response. How would you go about it? I feel like I could say something funny/sexual with the “smash” part but I just don’t know what
0 Posts (+0), 31 Cmts (-2)
I’m lacking context but I’d say “don’t tempt me” to continue this in a fun slightly flirty way (as you can easily take this line in a flirty direction depending on what she says) Assuming she’s replying somewhat fast. It’s just that you’re supposed to see her tonight and I wouldn’t want to keep a back in forth going forever, wasting time flirting. Ideally it would be What’s your address/ where am I picking you up at, what time, then boom it should be done at that but this girl has decided to banter a bit longer. It be like that tho
8 Posts (+15), 334 Cmts (+93)
would help to see the full context.
maybe you can send the: "ain't nobody got time for that" meme
Tried this
8 Posts (+15), 334 Cmts (+93)
ooh nice the risk paid off. usually here i say:
troublemakers need to be disciplined
and then later:
just don’t run from the punishment stick lol



393 Posts (+1.3K), 15K Cmts (+5.3K)
"I authorize you to sue me if something happens to your car windows lol. You can always give me the streets intersection"