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"Ah a cologne expert. How long you been in the business"
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Did she really open you with "Hello Stink?" That's maybe the worst opener I've ever heard I would have questioned that hard off the bat. "Stink?" She better be hot if she's that weird lol.
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She's saying "I've smelled better". Misinterpret it and say something like "Maybe you should take a shower once in a while?"
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This actually made me laugh, great line
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Thats cold š„¶ but well deserved, maybe more like, "well I hope you'll smell better for our romantic date" haha