I know it was a terrible start and the "if you like my digital flowers" line was stupid af. I'm new to this and a retard. I know. Just wondering if you have any idea on how to save this conversation without saying "Sure!" and having to spend $90 on a fucking bouquet.
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Hmm we'll have to see if you're worth that or not..
You'll have to see over our date sometime..
Yes a bouquet of weeds I pull myself.. maybe you can work up to a dandelion one day if you play your cards right
Idk those made me laugh but I'm tired good night and good luck
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You put yourself in this position. Why would you insinuate she would get flowers on the real date?