Matched with this chick Saturday evening around 19:40, then planned a date for 21:45. Would probably rate her a 6.5.

We did not hook up this date because she was on her period, otherwise this would have definitely been the case. Did that on the second date.

Unfortunately the texting is in Dutch so some subtleties will get lost in translation. Still hope you guys enjoy:

Me: Damn what a neatly cleaned room
Her: Hahaha that’s not my room, but my friend’s
Me: Of course it is, I hope you’re not gonna make a mess of my room too
Her: I would help you clean up then ;)
Me: Alright good deal, you know what they say, the bigger the mess the better the date
Her: Never heard that but makes sense
Her: I mean it’s never boring because I’m very chaotic, but in the mess I still find what I need
Me: Ah, so that’s how you found me ;)
Her: Oh yeah, are you what I need?
Me: Only one way to find out
Her: True
Me: Are you feeling spontaneous tonight?
Her: Actually yeah, first night I haven’t planned anything and so far it’s quite boring
Me: Do you like wine?
Her: Definitely
Me: Great, let’s share a bottle on my romantic patio then tonight
Her: “your” romantic patio?
Me: Yes it’s part of the house I live in
Her: Oh wow, I’m being directly invited to your place even
Me: Well, I would rather meet halfway to make sure you’re not a 50 year old dude
Her: Hahaha I get that, but how do I know you’re not a 50 year old creep? ;)
Me: I’ll bring my ID
Her: Hahaha that still doesn’t prove you’re not a creep ;)
Me: Yes it does, there’s stamp on it that says: “Not a creep”
Her: Oh wow really haha
Me: yeah, super convenient. But let’s continue talking over whatsapp so we can pick a spot to meet.

Me: Hey this is your date for this evening ;)

Here we talk about my profile picture with my dog, it’s super irrelevant so I’ll skip to my second message in the 7th screenshot.

Me: So what’s a street near your house
Her: “street name”
Her: I actually had to google this hahaha
Me: Haha, it’s not a problem
Her: Good
Me: This seems like a good place (sent 2 pictures of google maps with a pin)
Her: Hahaha aren’t these two different places or am I supposed to pick one?
Me: No one is zoomed in
Her: Oh you had me confused hahaha
Her: But sounds good, what time?
Me: 21:45?
Me: Later is also fine
Her: That’s fine I don’t need that long to get ready
Me: Great I’m gonna hop in the shower and get some wine
Her: Hahaha alright
Me: leaving in 5, 21:45 still works?
Her: Yes it does
Me: Great see you soon then
Her: see you soon
Me: there in 4
Her: waiting at the bus stop