Alright boys, here's my first lay report. First I would like to thank Erik for helping me throughout this interaction leading up until we met. He saved my bacon a few times after I did some dumb shit. Well where should we start? I matched with this girl, Vanessa and typically her figure isn't my type but I wanted to try new things. I won't go into detail so much about the conversation as it's pretty straight forward and easy to understand in my opinion. However I just tried to build some rapport and get her invested before I soft close. Probably took it a little too far when I sexted her (don't really ever do that) but she was already hooked on the idea of fucking me she looked past my mess ups. We started texting Monday and our date was Thursday, so I just tried to keep her warm for me in between, nothing too crazy. Didn't want to become her texting buddy. Anyway, the day of as you can see I'm met with some objections, such as her wanting me to prove I'm real, wanting to push the date to earlier, and wanting me to pick her up. I accommodated 2/3 but couldn't push the time earlier because I live at home with parents still while I'm in college, and my parents typically don't go to bed until 9. So Thursday evening I'm just waiting until my parents are both upstairs before I leave, sneaking out the back door and I'm off to pick up some juicy ass. I arrive to her dorm at our campus and knock firmly on the door, standing tall and confident. She opens the door and I greet her and give her a strong hug (I'd say like 60% max effort) and I lead her to my car. As we're driving back we just shoot the shit asking questions getting to know each other. Again, building investment and making her comfortable. Once we get to my house she asks "are your parents home?" And I respond confidently with "yes but the house is mine once they go to bed" and gave her a little smirk. She accepts this and I lead her inside. I get her a glass of water and we chill on the couch downstairs. We talk a little while more before I start escalating, first touching her hair asking questions about it and then her legs. Finally, I forcefully pull her close to me and she puts her head on my chest. After about a minute I turn her head towards me by grabbing her chin, and I look her in the eyes and then we kiss. Make out sesh on the couch for about 5 minutes and then I say "follow me" and I take her hand and lead her upstairs to my room. She's already horny. We tip toe upstairs on my creaky ass floorboards until we get in my room and close the door. She then says "alright let's do this" and she jumps on my bed and shakes her ass in front of me (this was very hilarious to me). I turn her around and push her down on my bed and then I jump on top of her to resume our mouth fun. I move from mouth, to ears, then neck, slowly making my way down to her pussy. I grab a hold of her shirt and ask her "is this okay?" And I pull her shirt off and then her shorts and panties. This girl had the fattest ass and widest hips I've ever seen in person. It was low-key hard to get in between her legs I had to spread them bitches as far as I could to fit my head down there. I start doing my best attempt at oral on her (don't know much yet) and she starts breathing heavily and moaning. I sit up and pull my shirt off in front of her and then we make out a bit more before I flip her on top of me. I guide her head to start kissing my neck and go lower until she takes my pants and boxers off. She starts giving me a blowjob. Okay guys, this is where things become less than ideal. This girl was really bad at blowjobs, horrendous. It literally didn't feel like anybody's mouth was on my dick. It's hard to explain but the movements she was doing with her mouth just didn't feel good and arouse me. She tried to get me hard for like 10 minutes and then once I was like 60% hard I told her to lay down and I grabbed a condom and I tried to put it on. I was pretty flimsy still and I couldn't get the condom to get past the head. A little embarrassed, I just said let's try again. She gave me her idea of a blowjob for round two but this time I'm trying to give her tips and corrections but her oral skills were just beyond helping. Once I feel I'm hard enough I try to put a condom on again and stick it inside her. This girl felt pretty tight and it wasn't gonna happen with a half erection. I'm sure it's dependent on the person, but her blowjob style just didn't arouse me. Her mouth would go up and down on my dick very quickly without any tongue action and she was grabbing the base of my dick very hard with her hand so the whole experience just didn't feel good. The poor blowjob experience combined with my anxiety (first time hooking up/first time having sex in several months) just couldn't get me aroused and I felt pretty lame. Luckily, this girl was pretty cool and understanding so she didn't make me feel bad about it. We just chilled on my bed and talked for awhile until she was ready to go home. We go downstairs and just as I'm about to take her home, my fucking dad wakes up. I hear his loud ass footsteps coming downstairs and I'm just in shock trying to think what to do. He walks into the room and sees my girl on the couch. He's like "oh hello?" and I say I'm about to take her home. He gets a drink of water and goes back to bed. Yeah pretty fucking awkward as if the night couldn't be more sucky. Vanessa seems pretty embarrassed but I try to calm her. I take her back home and we have casual talk and keep things light. She said she wants me to help her lift weights next week as she is trying to get into that (a big reason why she was interested in me was because I'm muscular and I lift). So I guess I didn't completely turn her off if she wants to see me again, won't hold my breath on that one. All in all, I think it came down to 1. It was my first time hooking up so I was real anxious. 2. Since my ex dumped me in January I hadn't had sex so my body just probably felt weird and didn't know what to do. 3. This girl was much thicker than my previous girlfriends and my dick did not respond well to her figure. She was pretty but I just prefer tall, thin/athletic builds. I don't feel so bad though because you can't control what sexually arouses you. Overall, I considered it a fun night and somewhat successful. This post was mainly to show you what I did to get the girl over to my place with shitty logistics, not to brag how I banged her. It was a good learning experience and I look forward to finding a girl who I connect with more. Again, thanks Erik for all your help. Hopefully this was valuable in some way!