Fat Eddie's Love Report 1: Her eyebrows gave it away
23 Posts (+4), 187 Cmts (+71)
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•Met K on tinder, the only rough spots where the convo stalled was when she asked where I'm from I said test tube (changing this to the cornfield for a sequence I'm working on), Hablas englais (she teased me about this on our date, I'll be spelling it 'ingles' from now on), and when I asked for the number she went for the snap to which I countered with Alex's How to Get A Girls Number (Don't Settle for Snapchat or Instagram) & the more recent Send This Message If She Won’t Give You Her Number (Steal This Line!) videos
•Over text one thing I want you to keep in mind is her mentioning 'two coworkers' this seemed like a minor detail but became important on the date
•The only hangup over text was the day of the date she had to postpone things a few hours, I was trying to not be a "Yes man" and just be ok with her delay but I didn't want to be an asshole either so I walked a fine line ultimately saying "curious to see how you'll make it up to me. And she did..she used that time to shave her legs, and pussy, do her makeup and everything and even...
•..Put her kids down for bed, when she arrived the first thing out of her mouth was that she was late putting her kids to bed and waiting on the sitter. it was the first I heard about her having kids but all I said was "Ah you're a milf" to which she liked hearing
•So we sat on my couch and I told her to tell me about her day so I could continue using a tactic I picked up from the "kill your inner loser" website specifically his take on "what I do on my dates": which is while she's explaining her mundane day I'm listening but also breaking the "touch barrier" and then escalating to kissing her and making out unless she gives me an objection (which there was none she was actually thrilled by what I was doing) but while listening and kissing she brought up those "2 coworkers" she sees over at work again who are male and nearing 40 to which I teased saying something about her dreaming of having a 3-way with them or something to which she laughed and said no way they're too old and gross.
•So we had those margs, made out more. And I could tell she was into all this because she kept doing this adorable thing where she would look me in the eyes and she'd move her eyebrows up and down. And I'm laughing saying, "Yo! do you know you're doing that with your eyebrows? And she says No, what? and I do it and she starts laughing with embarrassment saying she didn't know her face was doing that, but I pull her close and say it's adorable and I like it then continue making out and I pull her hair back to expose her neck to bite, kiss, & lick, that's when she started soft moaning and heavy breathing. Then I told her we were going to the bedroom, lead her there, and pushed her onto the bed. I won't go into super detail but after the 1st round or two she did what I only can assume was testing me, both of us out of breath she asks me to go get her some water (this is where I told you to keep in mind those coworkers she oversees) I say yeah sure it's in the fridge help yourself, babe, she says wait aren't you gonna get it for me? And I tell her no you have two legs get it yourself (because in my mind I'm thinking she's wanting to see that now since we are hooking up if I'll be like those coworkers who do stuff for her all day and placate myself to her every need to keep her happy to continue hooking up) and I held that frame of if she wants water get it your damn self woman. And instead of getting water, she jumped on me into an even heavier make-out session into sex where she started performing even better and doing things she hadn't been doing previously, it got out an audible "Whoa" from me I was so surprised. So I know I must've done something right 'right then and there that changed things for the better.
•Anyway we went for several more rounds of fun until we both couldn't anymore, I was convinced her screams would draw the authorities at one point (reminds me that I need to buy a sexy gag). She had to be at work in the morning and I started teasing her that I was her new boss and aggressively sexually harassing her which she loved and almost lead to another round
•So I saw her to her car and she texted when she got home and texted her the infamous that was 🔥🔥
•Don't want it to just be a one night stand but it's seeming that way since she hasn't texted since then, I'll probably rewatch Alex's How to Keep a Girl Interested in You (Casual or Serious) again to set up the next date but I know this weekend will be a no go with it being easter
Would enjoy hearing y'all's feedback good or bad
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393 Posts (+1.3K), 15K Cmts (+5.3K)
Nice man. Thanks for sharing. Reasons could be many things why she's being distant after. Maybe sex game wasn't that great?
23 Posts (+4), 187 Cmts (+71)
Is there a non-needy way you know of to ask a girl how she felt the sex was for her
23 Posts (+4), 187 Cmts (+71)
Are there telltale signs of a bad sex game you could tell me?
393 Posts (+1.3K), 15K Cmts (+5.3K)
If there's a lotta awkward silence you need to fill after the sex. If she tries to quickly dress herself up and so on
23 Posts (+4), 187 Cmts (+71)
Should I reopen her Sunday night (April 17) with "Yo sexy" or just let her go