P*ssy Eating Champ back again with another Lay Report. This girl was fun and flirty from the get go from our conversation online and in real life (as you can pick up in the screenshots below) đ
On the date: We were suppose to meet at a bar for drinks and just hang out there but the bar I picked was closed so I suggested we just walk around a park to chill. She agrees over text and I meet her at the park next to the bar. Off the bat we are flirting pretty hardcore teasing each other lightly pushing each other away etc.
She brings up the âgetting to know you questionsâ and she proceeds first. I answered her boring question then followed up with more fun one of âBefore we start dating and having children, tell me all of your red flags that you have.â she looks confused and asks me âWhat do you mean? I donât get itâ so I go first and tell her mine which were âI snore, Iâm a bed hog, I leave the toilet seat up blah blah blahâ she laughed and then answered the question back.
From there she caught the drift of asking fun flirty questions from then on. We go from talking about previous relationships to talking about past online dates to bedroom talk. When it came to online dates she told me âThis is actually my first hinge date ever and so far itâs going very well. You must be good at theseâ I told her âYes, Iâve made 15 wives and looking for you to be my 16th.â She cracks tf up and says âwell look no furtherâ At that point I knew, the gazelle was mine for the taking đ
We get into some sexual topics on our walk and I find out that 1) she cheated on all of her bfs in the past, 2) she hasnât explored much sexually cuz her bfs were âlameâ 3) sheâs ready to have fun. I asked why did she cheat? She told me because they got boring and very predictable. I whisper into her ear âSorry to hear that youâve been with subpar men. However I know exactly what you likeâ she looks at me and her eyes light up. I say âsheâs looking for a man who can dominate her in the bedroom, spank her, and pull her hair as Iâm running my hands thru her hair to give it a nice grip.
Side note a lot of guys willl be like âyou canât do that to a girl on a date or be careful with doing that blah blah blahâ well 1) I read her body language right 2) We were touchy all doing the walk so it was a natural escalation move. 3) Youâve gotta take calculated risks đ¤ˇđžââď¸ but back to the date
I gripped her hair and she immediately letâs out a little moan and giggles. I whisper in her ear and tell her âletâs go have a glass of wine and play with my dogsâ she agrees and we walk back to my place holding hands. We get inside my lobby and have a quick makeout session while we wait for the elevator to come. We get to my apartment and before I could even get my shoes off she asks âwhere is your bedroomâ I point and she leads me into the bedroom and from there on itâs time to play my favorite game. HIDE MY SALAMI đđ
We get done, cuddle up next to each other and just vibe a little before she heads out. Before she heads out she tells me that I ate her out the best out of all the guys sheâs been with and wondered how I got soo good. I told her from âreading books and also understanding what feels good on a womanâ
A few days later we had a round 2 and now looking to set up round 3 on her sex swing đ
Later Playas
-P*ssy Eating Champ âđž
I'm curious... there are definitely females who i hook up with who I'd gladly eat out, but I almost never do especially on a first date. Are we just not worried about STDs?
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I screen for stds pretty hard in person. Plus I get tested myself once a week

















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Good stuff man, you're crushing it lately. Thank you for sharing