Hey, one girl from the app just passed me her instagram and said:
"Take care not to fall in love for me".
She sounds very very bratty on her texts, the one kind that seems to be seeking a good spanking. What would you respond for that text?
P.S.: I'll post the full conversation for you to have the context, but I'm from Brazil so we are chatting in portuguese. Printing it would be useless, so I translated the conversation as is:
Me: Can I be honest?
She: I don't know
Me: Compreehensible indecision
She: Hahahahahaha. Tell me your honesty
Me: I have two;
She: I'm listening;
Me: one: you are exactly my type; two: you look you make lots of little boys suffer there;
She: Hahahaha. HAHAHAHA. You tell that to every girl, don't you? What is your type?
Me: Feminine, strong personality, smaller than me;
She: you're 180 cm, how could anyone be bigger? lol;
Me: Mhm. You like wine?
She: No! I like coke. See how I don't make up your type??
Me: Yes I do
She:
Me: As you know my type are the pathologic alcoholic ones. Preferable some years of rehab. What suck about this is that I can't spice brandy in the strogonoff, but that's love we have no control;
She: Some chance you would change your love too remedy addicts? I can garantee you some years of rehab also.
Me: Not impeditive :)
She: lol I was kidding
Me: So now you know I'm tolerant and protective;
She: Well, tolerant you are. Protective don't know yet;
Me: Well anyone can speak that out loud;
She: You're right;
Me: That's why we should share a whisky and get to know ourselves better. I trust your insight;
<she doesn't respond> <I wait 24 hours and say>
Me: If you are not too shy for that
She: Hahahahaha. I'm not shy. I don't know you enough, you can be a crazy guy;
Me: I quit kidnapping for money. Now just for love;
She: Should I be preocuppied then?
Me: You're safer with me than without. Now about not knowing me we can solve that. Add me on instagram;
She: Where is it? Follow me there. Just take care not to fall in love.
