1. You have some odd choice of wording man. "So we both look swoll" lol. I would just be a little more cognizant of how you word things and the kind of images those words are likely to paint.
2. Yes, I don't see this one coming straight over at all. My gut feeling is that, she is a bit on the prude side as well. So, be prepared for going on more than 1 date if you want to bang

Cheers man