I came across this bio on a dating app. Kind of strange: Been hea before. Not looking to meet up or for any relationships. Really, not looking for anything from anyone. I'm terrible at replying back to people and rather talk on the feed. I'm pretty introverted and shy IRL. Just use this place like Facebook. Also, like to post occasional pics of me. Openers often are based on the girl's photos, but she just has a couple of body shots (quite good) and food pictures. What would you suggest for an opener?
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Yeah, I'm def not a Chad. I don't want to get friendzoned, but getting ghosted sucks. Besides massage, could you give examples of plausibly deniable texts? I normally think of sarcasm as plausibly deniable. Sarcasm is a common, and disarming, way to handle many objections that center around sex and dating.
"I'm a shy virgin" downside - doesn't work if you are a virgin/inexperienced
"Don't worry I'm gay" - is this a good one?
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Fake profile
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Another obvious thought I thought might be helpful:
Just be man to woman. Flirt where it makes sense. Not constantly, but not never either. Be direct in your intent.
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A few examples from Alex:
-its ok, I'll give you a big hug and all your worries disappear
-cant be putting thoughts like that in my head
-just imagine me shirtless and bubbles. Lots of bubbles
-ill have to give you one of my expert massages
-i can seduce you with my (whatever talent you have)
-dont worry, one of my expert rubdowns will invigorate you
Hope this helps. Maybe some guys would suggest more explicit sexual stuff but that ain't my style and sounds like it wouldn't work for you