What would you say?This is a fun one.. bout a week between double texts from me.9 Comments9 Cmts5y agoSSam Turner5 Posts (+1)7 Cmts (+0)SSam Turner5 Posts (+1), 7 Cmts (+0)
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Nope I just made it up
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Ok. Next time you use this routine to flirt with a girl you're interested with, say "I'm divorcing you. I'm leaving with our house, and you can keep the kids". Much more cocky and funny than "I'm leaving with the dogs and you can have the house".