We'll keep it PG then

I'm 5'8 as well
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Has specific examples of handling height shit tests.

Through text, I always respond with "5'0 hbu?" after she asks then wait for her to respond and say "I'm fucking with you I'm 5'9".

In person, I had one date with a girl who was 5'10 and she was wearing air forces so she was damn near 6'. Still smashed though. She even whispered while we were walking to me "you're shorter than me" to which I looked at her and said "yea".

I play college basketball and have been short my whole life, especially when the average person I'm used to being around is 6'+ so I guess I've finally gotten to a point where I just don't give a fuck, and you shouldn't either.

My ex-girlfriend was an inch taller than me and 4 years older (18 and 22). I've slept with another 4 girls who were 5'7, 5'7, 5'9, 5'10. I'm not trying to brag, just pointing out that it doesn't matter if you're shorter or younger or anything. If there is a will there is a way.

"We are the same height"
You: "We are."

"Why am I taller than you?"
You: "Genetics I suppose"

"What is your height"
You: "5'0, you" ... "I'm fucking with you, I'm 5'9"

As for girls who put shit in their bio about it, it's the same principle as a girl who puts "No hookups" in her bio. Doesn't mean jack shit.

Hopefully this helped, best of luck.

Honestly, I've been in this situation and the best advice I have is to really just ignore her and not text her much. I'm talking days or weeks at a time. It shows you're unavailable and initiates the chase. Every time you bring up meeting up and she doesn't really respond just ignore her for a while. It'll show her that the only way she can talk to you is if y'all meetup and fuck.

You soft closed wrong.

You need to give the idea of hanging out first before you go for the soft close.

"Do you like wine"
"Yes"
"Let's split a bottle sometime"

It starts the compliance ladder. I'm imagining she's ignoring it because it came out of nowhere.

I would say:
"I just love wine, it's good for the heart. Do you?"

Just ignore her back.

I think she's taking you very seriously about the romantic thing lol.

I would've said:
"Fantasizing are we?"

Playfully misinterpreting her

I think what you suggested is a bit too much.

I would say:
"Now that's a good girl"

Did you have sex already or not?

You had a missed opportunity when you mentioned a stress reliever. When she sent her "stress reliever" you should've said, "I had something else in mind".

Now you should definitely riff off of the cardio question she has. Completely ignore her second message.

I'm not sure how sexual you guys have been in person or through text so you'll have to calibrate my advice on what to say so it's not out of nowhere if you've never sexualized with her.

Her: "What kind of cardio"
You: "It involves two people and a lot of coconut oil"
or

You: "I'm not sure you could handle it smirk emoji"
Her: "I could" etc.
You: "Let's just say it involves handcuffs ;)"
or
You: "Let's just say it involves two people and a lot of coconut oil"

Awesome man, love your confidence.

Lol thanks, man.

My worst strength is definitely pictures and knowing which ones are best, but I'll for sure give you my two cents.

In full honesty all these photos are suboptimal, most are not even usable.

Out of these; 5, 6 from the original 9 are ok and the 4th from the second set of photos.

Also definitely don't use the one with pizza, you look goofy in it + bad lighting.

As for the bio, what are you looking for? I have a sexual bio and it screens out girls heavily, but I maintain the same vibe with them through text so the bio is congruent with who I am. So if you're not like that, don't use a sexual bio if that makes sense.

"My kinda girl"