This was a very straightforward same night lay from yesterday. Might actually be the fastest lay I've ever had from dating apps. The whole conversation happened within a span of 1 hour or so.

I usually avoid going to a chick's place on the first date but my spidey senses were telling me she's DTF so I was like ah fuck it. I was fairly surprised at her straightforwardness since her profile said she was looking for a relationship. I guess it just goes to show you should never trust those things.

Once I get there she immediately leads me to her bed. I could have probably gone for the kiss right away but I wanted to build some comfort first.

We got to talking about her hobbies and she said she likes to write poetry. She showed me some of the poems she's written and I was honestly speechless. Not because they were super good, but rather because they were so weird. They were all these radical feminist fairytales about oppressive white men. I actually found it pretty ironic since here I was, a white man, laying on her bed. After being silent for a couple of minutes I just said "these are pretty interesting, not bad" to which she replied "Okay I'll take not bad". She then told me she's lived in Helsinki for around 2 years so I asked her if she's learned any sentences in finnish yet. She told me she's only learned one sentence which is "Can you fuck me really hard." She said it's the most imporatant sentence. I agreed with her.

Then pretty quickly after that I just leaned in for the kiss. Shit escalated quickly and I started fingering her. To my surprise she suddenly went down on me and gave me a blowjob without even asking. She was REALLY good at it. It was literally the best blowjob I've ever had. No feeling of teeth whatsoever and lots of spit. After that I started fucking her in doggy but pretty quickly we switched to missionary because she complained there was too much ass clapping noise coming from the doggy and she didn't want her roommates to hear us. Once we switched to missionary there was no more ass clapping noise, but now the bed was constantly slamming against the wall and making a noise that was just as awkward. She tried to hold her hand against the wall but it didn't help at all. Needless to say, her roommates definitely heard me railing her.

After I nutted I started fingering her as I was pretty confident she didn't cum. This turned out to be a lot harder than I thought though. She occasionally let out a moan when I switched the positions of my fingers, but then going with the same position for longer just seemed to make her numb. I fingered her for probably like 15 minutes and then she got tired and just took my hand away and started cuddling with me.

We cuddled for a few minutes and then I asked her if she had a vibrator. This was probably a mistake though as she took out this really weird looking G-spot stimulator which I was absolutely clueless about. I told her to show me how it works. After showing me I just kept it there and sucked her neck and tits while using it. Surprisingly she wasn't able to cum even with this thing. I think she was close a couple of times but she just couldn't let go or something. She told me that it's okay as she has difficulty cumming in general. I told her not to worry about it.

We then started cuddling again, and maybe like 20 minutes later, I started escalating on her again but after fingering her for a minute she told me her pussy is too sore so I just stepped back and returned to cuddling.

On this last cuddling session she was basically just holding me like a giant teddy bear and looking like she was sleeping. She had her eyes closed and didn't ask a single question from me. I wasn't sure whether she wanted me to leave or stay, but eventually I got bored of this and just got up and started to put on my clothes. She then led me out of her room into the hallway and we kissed a couple times before leaving.