To stay away from the unbearably cold weather in Canada, I’ve been chilling in Taiwan since November. After dinner on Friday night I decided to daygame for a little bit. I went to a supermarket nearby and started walking around. Not too long after, I spotted a 5’7 slender South-east Asian looking girl. Being a little nervous, I did not approach her immediately. Rather, I walked around for the next minute or so contemplating what I’m gonna say to her. When I got ready, I found her in the meat section looking at some meat and I walked up to her and opened with “不好意思,你會說中文嗎?”(“Excuse me, do you speak Chinese?)

Me: “不好意思,你會說中文嗎?”(“Excuse me, do you speak Chinese?)
Her: “一點點”(“A little bit.”)
Me: “所以你不是台灣人?”(“So you’re not Taiwanese?”)
Her: “不是”(“No”)

At this point I realized her Mandarin wasn’t great so I asked her if she speaks English better.

Me: “你是英文比較好還是中文比較好?”(“Are you better at English or Chinese”)
Her: “英文”(“English”)

At this point I decided to switch the conversation to English.

Me: “Sounds like it’d be better if we talk in English.”
Her: “Yes.”
Me: “You look like you come from Vietnam.”
Her: “No. I’m from Thailand.”
Me: “Which part of Thailand are you from?”
Her: She said a place in Thailand not far from Bangkok which I don’t remember.
Me: “So how long have you been in Taiwan for?”
Her: “2 years.”
Her: “Where are you from?”
Me: “Canada.”

From here we continued the small talk. It turned out she’s doing her masters in a college nearby and is almost done with her degree. At one point the idea of ladyboy popped into my head. Although this chick definitely doesn’t look or sound like one, to be safe rather than sorry, I decided to tease out the fact.

Me: “I’ve actually never been to Thailand.”
Her: “You should go. It’s fun.”
Me: “Is it? The only thing I know about Thailand is the ladyboys.”
Her: “Yes, we have some ladyboys. They’re very pretty boys.”
Me: “So how do you tell if someone is a ladyboy?”
Her: “Uh...their voice are deeper than women.”
Me: “Interesting. So how do I know if you’re a ladyboy or not?”
Her: “Oh no I’m not a ladyboy.”
Me: “Actually you know what, show me your hand.”

She put her hand out at this point.

Me: “Oh my god. You have such big hands. They are the same size as mine. (I put my hand and hers together as I said this.)
Her: “No no no I’m not a ladyboy.”
Me: “Let’s get out of this area. It’s way too cold here.”

At this point I led her away from the meat section and we started walking together and continued the small talk.

Me: “What’s your plan for tonight?”
Her: “Mmm just grocery shopping and go back.”
Me: “Really? No parties?”
Her: “No.”
Me: “You have such a boring life. We should make your life better.”
...

Me: “Have you been to the night market nearby?”
Her: “Yes of course. I’ve been here for two years.”
Me: “I’m planning to check out the night market for a little bit later.”
...

At one point her friend showed up and she introduced me to her friend. Her friend later turned out to be a beta Indian cockblock.

Her: “This is my friend.”
Me: “Hey how you doing.”

Here I chatted with this Indian beta male for a little bit to see what he’s up to.

...
Me: “So how do you feel about Taiwan?”
Beta Friend: “So so.”
Her: “lol just so so?”
...

Me: (to beta orbiter)”So you’re her means of transportation?”
Beta Friend: “Not really. I’m just her special friend. She calls me whenever she needs me.”
Her: “lol special friend? no...”

After some chitchat, I’m almost certain this guy is a beta orbiter.

...
Me: “So how many girls have you got in Taiwan?”
Beta Friend: “None.”
Me: “No wonder you think so-so about Taiwan.”
...

At one point I tried pulling but I have to admit my game was not tight enough and I could only resort to a number close.

Her: “Can I have your suggestion on which one is better?”(shows me two bags of different oranges)
Me: (pointing to one of them)”I’d go with this one because it’s better for ladyboy.”
...

Beta Friend: “I have to go soon.”
Me: (to the girl)”We’ll let him go first and I’ll give you a ride home after.”
Her: “But I have plans tomorrow.”
Beta Friend: “She doesn’t go on stranger’s car.”
Me: (to the girl)”That’s cool. Do you have facebook?”
Her: “Yea.”
Me: (to the girl)”Cool, do you have your phone with you?”
Her: “Yea.”
...

Facebook wasn’t successful so I ended up getting her line which is the most popular messaging app in Taiwan.
This was the end of the in person interaction with this chick.

In my text conversation with her, I tried building curiosity and sexualizing but I’m sure most of my texts are uncalibrated and half-ass. In deed, texting is one of my weakest spots. As a result, I haven’t been able to set up a meet.

Gonna need some help with texting to get this chick out and close.