Matched with her on Tinder. She was responding in real time very quick and I thought she’d be down to meet that night. She was down to meet but not on my terms considering she was out and about with a friend for a concert that night, and would be heading back to stay with her for the night. We made plans for the following night instead. I surprisingly did not screen that hard, but considering her bio & her level of investment with coming over and her age, I sort of just assumed. This was a high risk move.

Day of the date comes & I confirmed by asking if she picked out a cute outfit for the night. I feel like when you hit a girl with “Hey, still good for tonight” you’re basically giving her permission to say that she’s not & she can opt out of it. Their was a lot of texting leading up to us meeting up the day of, most of which was taking place real time in the morning. Figured this was necessary considering we only matched & texted a decent amount over Tinder night prior & without much investment beyond some light flirting and logistics texting.

I was so fucking horny that day. She had a huge rack in her pics & a nice booty. I was just so fucking hungry. She ends up coming over. She’s cute and very short. Was a 39 yr old mom who had 2 kids. Didn’t say anything about me looking different. She eventually said how she knows what 6ft looks like given that she’s 5ft and that she doesn’t like when guys lie about their height & has had some guys do it and them be shorter then they say they are & that although it’s not a deal breaker to her, it’s more of the lying that she doesn’t like.

I pull her in close to cuddle next to me as she talks to me about the night before and what she did when she was in the area. I then couldn’t help myself & went for it. She was so passionate as we started making out. Amazing tits once I got them pulled out. She then got on top of me & we fucked for one round and I finished way too fast. Which was a first for me since I typically can last pretty long. We then take a break & she starts talking to me about relationship dynamics.

She was saying how she doesn’t believe in friends with benefits as one of two ends up catching feelings & gets hurts. She was saying how either someone is dating her or is a fuck buddy. & That if they’re a fuck buddy she doesn’t want to hear about their day and that it needs to just be about the sex & that that person better perform amazing or else she’s leaving. Almost felt like she was talking to me? But she hadn’t left yet. She was still hanging out & talking to me.

We then fucked for another round but then I started to go soft again as I was fucking her bent over. Then stopped & we continued to lay back & talk a bit more about her family and her dad being a bodybuilder but never meeting him. At that point the night was drawing to an end as it was going to be 10 & she said that was when she goes to bed her being so “old” I mentioned something about how I offered a massage & that perhaps I’d have to give it to her next time and she didn’t really agree or amplify that.

Walked her to her car and told me she worked in HR. Which explains why she’s so cutthroat & binary in how she looks at things. I asked her straight up if she wanted to hang out again. She smiled & said yes but in a very unconfident tone. I told her that she didn’t sound confident & then she said that she had fun but that we didn’t do much but at the same time she’s pretty tired so can’t put that on me. Then said how we could get food next time before telling her to text me once she got home.

Once she got home, she sent me a long winded voice note. She said that she had fun, but that she could’ve had more & was a bit unsatisfied. & Then said that she couldn’t wrap her finger around what it is but that I remind her of her younger brother. She said in my profile, I don’t look like her brother. But in person same built, hairstyle, and relaxed, chilled personality & apparently couldn’t see past it. & That since you’re either dating or being fuck buddies with her, she couldn’t see past it. So that was the end of that.

I also debriefed with one of my good friends out in the area & turns out he banged her too! I guess it was inevitable that we became eskimo brothers.