L-O-L. Bro, you don’t have to buy it. You’re reading waaay into that last message. Get something regular.

Here’s what you do: “like” the first message about dry
Then say: “see I have this unopened bottle of Cabernet (or insert something else) socially distancing in the fridge. Let’s do something about it”

“I’ll grab three then”

She’s likely kidding, just exaggerate and forget about it

Lol what you put as your occupation? She prob testing that

Think about it... She won't be there for the wine........ You may not even open it. Or if you are worried just give her a bland response like "I see"

Think you’re missing a picture