Good convo from Tinder except my last message that was pretty bad and no response. Am thinking about writing something like this “By your surprise, I guess I shouldn't ask for any references. But that’s cool, at some point it was the first time for everyone ;)” What do you think? Is it good and/or do you have anything better? -Me “Don't know if this will work. I need a butt I can put the toothbrush glass on as we brush our teeth, doubting if it will work.” -Her “Quite reasonable claim, sorry that my wagon is not thicc enough! You'll find her one day 💞” -“Good, we're going to work proactively as well, selling cookies and gym cards. "Be Ass You’re”. How are your sales skills?” -Her“Moderate, but I'll use all the ugly tricks to sell you and screen among the sizes. Warming up the measuring stick as we speak.” -Me“Warming stick...planting some bad thoughts in my not too innocent brain. With this enthusiasm, I can surely get you some redwine on our job interview! " -Her “Oh job interview already ?? You must be desperate to fill the position! But calm down, I'm an exemplary employee” -Me”Yes I really have to be desperate. Send me your number and we make something happen.”